POLITICIANS ' QUALITIES

MUST HAVE Rhino's skin and Gerriatric Deafness.
Must a fragile-Heart- Syndrome and
================================================

Humour The Best Medicine

When in Medical college (1949-54) this Joke - was told by a student in our Annual funcion by a senior student :
A boy and a girl were whispering near the 'Lift' and were a bit too close . Thenre . sharp came the professor for the lift found both of them ,-asked -'what are you doing in this corner?'....."Nothing Sir" - came the duet -repy .
Next day all students saw a 'NOTICE' hanging there thus : " If you have 'NOTHING " to do " , then, don't do it here "
_____________________________---
Irish Joke that I still remember :
The Orthopedic Surgeon asked the Patient -" You Say --that 'fall' broke your legs ?'
Pat - came the denial - No Doctor , not the fall , but the stop.
____________________________________________
JOKE of 'KUTTIS' of DHAKA (East Bengal -then[1940s] ):
A man was was coming towards another wearing his Benyan( genji) with back-side front ;
The other one asked - ' Sir, are you coming or backimg "

HUMOUR THE BEST MEDICINE

1. A Bengali schcolar rooted stricty to his own Culture got up on a Rickshaw and told - " Vishwa -Vidyalaey Chalo'. The man did not move but looked on askant. The gentleman again told him -''chalo Bishwa Bidyalayey".... The Rikswa puller suddenly aked - Kothai Jaaben University ? . Professor told - Ha (yes) . The rickshwa -wala challenged - 'Taa Sozaa Bolben -to University . Eng-raz-itey bolley bujhi ki-korey?The Scholar's Jaw drooped - non -plus-ed!
_________________
2. the king declared - if anyone can convince him that 2+2 equals 4, he will give him half King-dom .The queen furiously shouted -" Are you Mad or fool ? Even a school-boy will make you convinced . You will lose haf of your kingdom .
The king smiled and replied; - Queen, if I am dermined not to be convinced, -who can convince me ?
Now the Queen was convinced.
____________________-
Two thieves were on the mission of stealing at mid night. at the end of a dark lane they found a rich-man's house dark and half open .
One suggested -'Let us get in'. ...The other refused and replied -'Have you lost self-respect! Why should we enter when there is no lock to break ?
( two as i heard ; one my own idea ; guess which ones?)

SOME DEFINATIONS :

STANDING COMMITTEE :
A COMMITTEE that remain standing whenever summoned ( there may be other Sitting Committees, Limping Committees,Reclined committees so on and so forth ).
And these committees are formed of members with bright back -grounds or memorable , records to help the parliamentary Democracy etc

DEAD LINE : Line on which the ISSUES are declared 'DEAD'

LOKPAL BILL : A BILL that is born and dies repeatedly through at least 4 decades.

HONEST EXECUTIVE : One who looks honest , tries or wishes to execute , the result being in God's hand

WHEEL CHAI R & I C U SERVICE

WHEEL CHAIR : DISCOVERED mainly to help the accused suspected of scams or in case of Suspected CRIMINALS to escape JUDICIAL , Criminal, Income tax Crimes/Cases to escapse jail terms or Police -custody. It is a grand device to escape Criminal misfortune. Example , -H.Ali case ]

I . C. U [Involved -Criminal's Utopia ] : This is a God-given opportunity for Criminally or legally involved offenders to pretened sudden Chest Pain as soon as the summon is issued, threatening arrest or Jail terms. Four or Five- Star-Nursing Homes benifit immensely by taking in such suspected Criminals, as patients, for reasonable period and help them fight Legal Battle and making huge Profit In -flow to en-rich the top-class Nursing Homes [ example - read all Scams & political criminal cases ].
=================================================================================
TEMPLE ; Human devices of Construction in places where people gather to submit collective representation to God for gifts & blessings ,which, the devotees are mostly not qualified for or ;
to hide treasure like gold, silver, diamond or cash which belongs to all people and the 'Divine' is not interested in.

PROFIT -DEFINED

Three types of PROFIT:
-----------------------
I. SIMPLE AND HONEST - Base-comodity or products (Natura or induced ) plus adding up of labour regualated by demand.

II. Commercial; Products of Demand plus exploitation of 'involved' labour.

III. Capitalistic (Individual or organised) Products plus involved(exploited) labour plus cheating of the affluent Consumers through Madia of Advertising technique , overwlelming the individual or community Mind.
=================================================================
Honest PM : It is like a getleman who is not dis-honest but keeps crooked and dis-honest men in his house/cabinet as guests.

HOW TO BE A MILLIOMAIRE ( In India) ?

MILLIONARE OVER-NIGHT : Start a Mini C.W.G ( Community Weallth Game ) at local level take the guidlines from recent C.W G of Delhi . Involve Contractors , Administrative heads and local Political icons . Builders and business magnets (local) must be involved , Games & sports are the best enterprise and involves all families. Now jump in and do the rest as your talent prmits. But send me my service commission.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
IRAQ WAR : ( POST ' LEAK ' VIEW ) Fear Psychosis of W.M.D simulating
WIND MILL [ phobia ] of Don QUIXOTE( W.M.D ).