Humour The Best Medicine

When in Medical college (1949-54) this Joke - was told by a student in our Annual funcion by a senior student :
A boy and a girl were whispering near the 'Lift' and were a bit too close . Thenre . sharp came the professor for the lift found both of them ,-asked -'what are you doing in this corner?'....."Nothing Sir" - came the duet -repy .
Next day all students saw a 'NOTICE' hanging there thus : " If you have 'NOTHING " to do " , then, don't do it here "
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Irish Joke that I still remember :
The Orthopedic Surgeon asked the Patient -" You Say --that 'fall' broke your legs ?'
Pat - came the denial - No Doctor , not the fall , but the stop.
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JOKE of 'KUTTIS' of DHAKA (East Bengal -then[1940s] ):
A man was was coming towards another wearing his Benyan( genji) with back-side front ;
The other one asked - ' Sir, are you coming or backimg "

HUMOUR THE BEST MEDICINE

1. A Bengali schcolar rooted stricty to his own Culture got up on a Rickshaw and told - " Vishwa -Vidyalaey Chalo'. The man did not move but looked on askant. The gentleman again told him -''chalo Bishwa Bidyalayey".... The Rikswa puller suddenly aked - Kothai Jaaben University ? . Professor told - Ha (yes) . The rickshwa -wala challenged - 'Taa Sozaa Bolben -to University . Eng-raz-itey bolley bujhi ki-korey?The Scholar's Jaw drooped - non -plus-ed!
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2. the king declared - if anyone can convince him that 2+2 equals 4, he will give him half King-dom .The queen furiously shouted -" Are you Mad or fool ? Even a school-boy will make you convinced . You will lose haf of your kingdom .
The king smiled and replied; - Queen, if I am dermined not to be convinced, -who can convince me ?
Now the Queen was convinced.
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Two thieves were on the mission of stealing at mid night. at the end of a dark lane they found a rich-man's house dark and half open .
One suggested -'Let us get in'. ...The other refused and replied -'Have you lost self-respect! Why should we enter when there is no lock to break ?
( two as i heard ; one my own idea ; guess which ones?)

SOME DEFINATIONS :

STANDING COMMITTEE :
A COMMITTEE that remain standing whenever summoned ( there may be other Sitting Committees, Limping Committees,Reclined committees so on and so forth ).
And these committees are formed of members with bright back -grounds or memorable , records to help the parliamentary Democracy etc

DEAD LINE : Line on which the ISSUES are declared 'DEAD'

LOKPAL BILL : A BILL that is born and dies repeatedly through at least 4 decades.

HONEST EXECUTIVE : One who looks honest , tries or wishes to execute , the result being in God's hand